Name	Picture of item	Mail Order Price	Item Number
**Albert's Galaxy of Stars Magnets****	"They may not stick to your ribs, but they'll stick to your refrigerator."	$4.95 for package of two.	CT01
Assorted Vinyl body parts.	"Creepy Cannibal Cauldron"	$0.95	CT02
Baa Humbug!		$4.50	CT03
Blo-it Plastic Balloons		$0.50	CT04
Bubblegum Cigarettes	"The Tobacco Industries influence on the young really blows!"	$1.50	CT05
Candy Body Bags	"So good they'll leave you asking for morgue." "They're John Doe-licious."	$5.95	CT06
Candy Love Beads		$0.75	CT07
Crappy Turdle Key Chains	"This is one crappy turdle you won't mind being stuffed in your pocket."	$2.50	CT08
Don't Eat the Yellow Snowman Candy Dispensers.		$5.95	CT09
Eastern Philosofecal Bathroom Meditation Kit	"Now you can experience the oneness in the number twoness that is out of everything, this is The Tao of Poo."	$25.00	CT10
Elephant Shaped Whoopee Cushion		$1.50	CT11
Eyeball Whoopee Cushions	"A truly nonviolent form of an eye for an eye."	$1.50	CT12
Fish Shaped Whoopee Cushion		$1.50	CT13
Happy Bunny Mints	"These will cool off your friendship as well as your breath."	$3.95	CT14
Lava Lick		$1.95	CT15
Morning Constitutional Matches.	"Uncle Poo wants you to cover your doo!"	$3.95	CT16
Neon-colored ghost shape noise putty.	"They're a gas without the essence."	$1.95	CT17
Nip'n'Lic's	"The only hint of alcohol in these is the name."	$0.25	CT18
Peter Tush's Lid of Mary Jane Candy & Quarter Bag of Mary Jane Candy	Peter Tush is one of the many fine characters in The Electric Toilet Brush Experience! Click here for more info!	$1.95 & $0.25	CT19 & CT20
Pig Shaped Whoopee Cushion		$1.50	CT21
Plastic Insect Rings		$0.35	CT22
Oh Deer! Key Chain		$2.95	CT23
Oops a daisy!		$4.50	CT24
Santa Coal Gum	"For those naughty people who don't swallow."	$1.50	CT25
Sour Flush	Winner of the 2003 Most Odd and Bizarre Candy!	$2.50	CT26
*Snotty Specs*	Adult Size Kid Size	$3.50 & $3.95	CT27 (kid size) & CT28 (adult size)
*The Electric Toilet Brush Experience Grab Bags*	"You never know what you'll step into!"	$3.95	CT29
The Electric Toilet Brush Experience Website Pencils		$1.50	CT30
Tikki Bubble Necklaces		$1.50	CT31
Tikki Toilet Totems	"Hang in bathroom to help repel bad spirits left behind."	$1.50	CT32
Travel Size Toilet Matches	"Used to burn escaped methane and cover up from whence it came." "For when you're really on the go."	$1.95	CT33
Trick Roach Gum	"Now experience a roach pinching you!"	$1.50	CT34
Urethra Franklin's Gotta Go Globes	"Urethra Franklin has finally contained herself." Urethra Franklin is one of the many fine characters in The Electric Toilet Brush Experience! Click here for more info!	$3.95	CT35
Urethra Franklin's Urinal Cake Candy	"You know urine luck when you've got one of these to suck".	$2.95	CT36
Wax Lips		$0.95	CT37
Wretched Witch Writers	"They'll put a spell in you!"	$1.95	CT38

*The Munauseum Store was formerly called The Crappy Turdle and was a small area inside The Happy Turtle and was an outlet for Super Toilet Brush to display her Consumable Art Project. Her art pieces include the melding of her candy and toy ideas into imaginative, and sometimes ironic, packaging.

However, The Happy Turtle has recently moved to 231 Woodland Ave. and The Munauseum Store will be soon to follow sometime in June with new consumable art pieces and fun candy products. However, you can still buy items through mail-order.