Toy/Candy
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Behind the Product
Donated/Obtained By
Armor of God
You have to enlarge it and read it to believe it.
Goes well with the Lil' Crusader Set, almost too well.
Super Toilet Brush
Bible Tract Comics
(Like Jesus, these pictures will be coming soon.)
Nothing like religious propaganda to scare the kids into believing in a loving Jesus and Merciful God.
Super Toilet Brush & various friends
Lil' Crusader Kit
(Shown here with Ween and the Holey Cheeses)
Ah, the delightful childish fun of genocide and religious persecution.
Comes with sword, helmet, shield & presumptuous agenda.
Super Toilet Brush
Noah's Ark Buddies
Another question I might ask is, doesn't Noah look Anglo-Saxon? Don't worry be happy.
Sweet Blessings
Scripture Jelly Beans
This is the inscription on the package:
Thank you Lord, for jelly beans. They remind me of your love. SPECKLED represents the effects of sin separating me from you above. RED is for the blood you shed. A sacrifice only you could pay. WHITE represents the cleansing of my soul as you wash my sins away. Blue is for water baptism. An outward expression of my faith. YELLOW represents heaven above. A long awaited place! GREEN is for the growth that I must do. As I study your Word to gain closeness to you.
I didn't know Heaven was banana flavored.
At least the jelly bean industry must feel blessed.
2002 NCA All Candy Expo
Testimints
It'll make your breath so fresh, even the Lord will want to talk to you.
Also good for parents to give to teenagers, so when they are on a date and as things start to get heavy, when they reach for the mint, they'll have refreshing breath to talk about the Lord instead of fornication.
2002 NCA All Candy Expo