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Big John Game bigjohn.jpg (15548 bytes) bigjohnbox.jpg (24819 bytes) This is a funny game.  You spin the toilet paper roll and add the "poo-poo" peas and flush the handle.  If your lucky they won't spray on you.

Note:  Word to the wise, beware when sellers on Ebay claim something is in mint condition.  It was worth the cost for The Munauseum, but was not in the remotest sense "mint".

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Dirty Soap dirtysoap.jpg (19971 bytes) This is practically an oxymoron. Super Toilet Brush

Dogs Sipping out of Toilet Card

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Ahh, they are so romantic, no?

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Exploding Toilet Seat

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I guess this would be the first non gas related explosion coming from a toilet.

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Hamster Bathtub hamsterbathtub.jpg (13190 bytes) I guess it'd be more creepy if it were a gerbil bathtub. Super Toilet Brush
Grenada Toilet Paper

(Harbor Bay)

harborbay.jpg (19702 bytes) The first of our "Toilet Paper Rolls from Around the World" collection. Super Toilet Brush
Mr. Hanky Candy Crapper Mrhankycandycrapper.jpg (15409 bytes) Mrhankycandycrapper2.jpg (23024 bytes) This is one of my favorite items.  Each time you lift the lid, Mr. Hankie says one of his coined phrases and when you flush the handle, little chocolate bon-bons roll into the bowl.

Note:  Like The Big John game, beware or sellers and their "mint" condition.

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No-tear toilet tissue noteartp.jpg (25731 bytes) This joke will have them on a roll! Super Toilet Brush
Outhouse Bank outhousebank.jpg (18289 bytes) You'd be out of luck if this was empty when you needed it. Super Toilet Brush

Outhouse Blowout Toilet Paper

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This is the official toilet paper of the 2001 Great Outhouse Blowout.

 2001 Outhouse Race

Maltitol Sticker maltitol.jpg (21778 bytes) I got this at a booth that was advertising their nutritional power bars.  Apparently they don't contain Maltitol which can make you go to the bathroom a lot.

It's a "sugar alcohol" and sounds like it runs through just as quickly.

I love the little  "stress marks" drawn in the cartoon.

Donor from the 2003 NCA All Candy Expo

Piggy Potty Bank

 

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This is one piggy bank that makes it's own deposit!!

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Potty Mouth Lip Balm

 

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If you never thought a toilet could be lip smacking refreshingly good, we'll we've got the product for you.

Kendra Saunders

&

A friend from Louisville.

Potty Time

 

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Inside the card reads, "It's Potty Time"

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Sour Flush

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You'll plunge into this product with Coriolis force.

It's a toilet filled with powered sugar and you take plunger shaped suckers and plunge them into the powder.  I believe this is the coolest candy  I have seen!!

 Kidsmania

www.CandyNovelties.com 

sales@candynovelties.com 

Squirt Toilet Seat

 

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If you didn't know it was a joke, you'd think you were using a fancy bidet.

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Super Toilet Brush Toilet Matches

 

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Straight from the labs of Super Toilet Brush Headquarters, the one, the only, the match that will make people happy you took a crap before them, The Super Toilet Brush Toilet Matches!

Made in the Secret Lavatories of Super Toilet Brush.

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The Handy Man Box

 

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This picture doesn't do this box justice.  It's got a bunch of hardware and plumber related cartoons on it.

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Toilet Clock

 

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So you can keep track of the time, if you have a good book.

Tracy Harris

Travel John traveljohn.jpg (29309 bytes) For when you're on the go and you got nowhere to go. Paul Nowacki
Uncle Hank's Hairy Soap unclehankhairysoap.jpg (25756 bytes) Great for sleepovers at a friend's house. Super Toilet Brush

WWE Messy Bathroom

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This is pretty cool, it's part of a set of props to be played with by wrestling dolls.  The goop that comes with it smells like stale water and they made the toilet and sink look gas station bathroom fresh.

Paul Nowacki

 

 

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Bizarre Pamphlets Bookin' it to the Bathroom Butt Seriously Folks Edible Body Parts Eerie Religious Relics Funky Fake Foods
If it's not funny, it's crap! It's a Gas It's Snot a Category Lopsided Lollies Odd Toys Oozing Bodily Fluids
Out of this world! Peculiar Candy Post Mortem Oddities Garbage Pals Scary Monsters, Sugary Creeps Sour Power
Strange Adult Gags This Bugs Me! Uncanny Toilet Items Urine Luck    

 

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