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Uncanny Toilet Items

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Toy/Candy	Photo	Behind the Product	Donated/Obtained By
Big John Game		This is a funny game. You spin the toilet paper roll and add the "poo-poo" peas and flush the handle and if your lucky they won't spray on you. Note: Word to the wise, beware when sellers on Ebay claim something is in mint condition. It was worth the cost for The Munauseum, but was not in the remotest since "mint".	Super Toilet Brush
Dirty Soap		This is practically an oxymoron.	Super Toilet Brush
Dogs Sipping out of Toilet Card		Ahh, they are so romantic, no?	Super Toilet Brush
Exploding Toilet Seat		I guess this would be the first non gas related explosion coming from a toilet.	Super Toilet Brush
Hamster Bathtub		I guess it'd be more creepy if it were a gerbil bathtub.	Super Toilet Brush
Grenada Toilet Paper (Harbor Bay)		The first of our "Toilet Paper Rolls from Around the World".	Super Toilet Brush
Mr. Hanky Candy Crapper		This is one of my favorite items. Each time you lift the lid, Mr. Hankie says one of his coined phrases and when you flush the handle, little chocolate bon-bons roll into the bowl. Note: Like The Big John game, beware or sellers and their "mint" condition.	Super Toilet Brush
No-tear toilet tissue		This joke will have them on a roll!	Super Toilet Brush
Outhouse Bank		You'd be out of luck if this was empty when you needed it.	Super Toilet Brush
Outhouse Blowout Toilet Paper		This is the official toilet paper of the 2001 Great Out house Blowout.	2001 Outhouse Race
Maltitol Sticker		I got this at a booth that was advertising that their nutritional power bars. Apparently they don't contain Maltitol which can make you go to the bathroom a lot. It's a "sugar alcohol" and sounds like it runs through just as quickly. I love the little drawn cartoon stress marks.	Donor from the 2003 NCA All Candy Expo
Piggy Potty Bank		This is one piggy bank that makes it's own deposit!!	Super Toilet Brush
Potty Mouth Lip Balm		If you never thought a toilet could be lip smacking refreshingly good, we'll we've got the product for you.	Kendra Saunders & A friend from Louisville.
Potty Time		Inside the card reads, "It's Potty Time"	Super Toilet Brush
Sour Flush		You'll plunge into this product with Coriolis force. It's a toilet filled with powered sugar and you take plunger shaped suckers and plunge them into the powder. I believe this is the coolest candy product I have seen!!	Kidsmania www.CandyNovelties.com sales@candynovelties.com
Squirt Toilet Seat		If you didn't know it was a joke, you'd think you were using a fancy bidet.	Super Toilet Brush
Super Toilet Brush Toilet Matches		Straight from the labs of Super Toilet Brush Headquarters, the one, the only, the match that will make people happy you took a crap before them, The Super Toilet Brush Toilet Matches!	Made in the Secret Lavatories of Super Toilet Brush. Click here for more details.
The Handy Man Box		This picture doesn't do this box justice. It's got a bunch of hardware and plumber related cartoons on it.	Super Toilet Brush
Toilet Clock		So you can keep track of the time, if you have a good book.	Tracy Harris
Travel John		For when you're on the go and you got nowhere to go.	Paul Nowacki
Uncle Hank's Hairy Soap		Great for sleepovers at friend's house.	Super Toilet Brush
WWE Messy Bathroom		This is pretty cool, it's part of a set of props to be played with by wrestling dolls. The goop that comes with it smells like stale water and they made the toilet and sink look gas station bathroom fresh.	Paul Nowacki

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