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If it's not funny, it's crap!

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Toy/Candy	Photo	Behind the Product	Donated/Obtained By
Baa Humbug		You'd have to be a Grinch not to like this original party pooper.	Midlon Foods, Inc.
Black Bear Poo		The woods aren't the only thing a bear poops in.	Suzipoo www.suzipoo.com
Chris Moose		This was one of my favorite Xmas gifts.	Beth Harp
Chocka Ca-Ca		It's a diaper that comes with a little package of fudge. It's a funny idea for baby showers.	Super Toilet Brush
Fake Kitty Poo		This is your standard classic fake poo. I'm looking forward to going to one of my friend's house that has cats and playing a practical joke.	Super Toilet Brush
Feeces Sticker		I wonder if they made that candy would melt it your mouth but not in your hands.	Steve Cherry
Kentucky Bluegrass Pie		Finally, a candy worth my home state. Although, I will have to say since it was advertising horses, the candy was scatologically incorrect. Cows make "pies" and horses make "nuggets". So, I thought it would be funny instead of Kentucky Bluegrass Pies it should be Kentucky Bluegrass Nuggets, made with a recipe soon to be found on the Recipe Page.	Super Toilet Brush
Kiwi Pooh		This cute package was donated by a friend who went to New Zealand.	Mushy
Instant Smelly Shit		Ever wanted to sculpt poo? We'll now you can without the germs and social morays. This is funny for practical jokes.	Super Toilet Brush
Lobster Poo		So, does a lobster pinch off as well. You'd be crabby, too, if you were constipated with these.	Suzipoo www.suzipoo.com
Mini-Cow Pie		I thought this was cute with the packaging and the taste was udderly bovine!	Baraboo Candy www.baraboocandy.com 1(800) 967-1690
Naughty Dog Keychain		This is really cute, but oozy. You squeeze on it and "poo" pops out of their butt.	Super Toilet Brush
Oh Deer!		This is one of my favorite items in the Munauseum. The reindeer is so cute you could eat his poop.	Carla Trisko
Oops a daisy		It's a cow candy dispenser with real moo-ving parts.	Super Toilet Brush
Poo Incense		This is really funny. It's real incense paste that is in the shape of poop, you burn it for a surprisingly more pleasant smell. It's part of Keikichi Honna's art work. The Secret Lavatories of Super Toilet Brush is currently combining his poop incense and the wit of The Electric Toilet Brush Experience to create an Eastern Philsofecal Bathroom Meditation Kit.	Keikichi Honna
Poo-pooing Rabbit		This Bunny will leave more than just eggs in your Easter Basket.	Super Toilet Brush
Poo-pooing Santa		Does he leave Yule logs in the toilet?	Super Toilet Brush
Porky Pooper		In the nutrition chain "th-th-th-that's all folks".	Midlon Foods, Inc.
Pukeko Poo		Yet another fine product from the land down under!	Mushy
Reindeer "Poop"		"Santa Checked the list twice: You were naughty, not nice. He stroked his beard: Hmmm . . . you were weird . . . . He shook his head, then he said this is for you, "Reindeer Dodo!!!!!" Man, I don't know what's more weird, the person receiving that gift or the author of that poem.	Paul Nowacki
Sheep Droppings		Ewe'll love these great New Zealand treats.	Mushy
Snowman "Poop"		"You've been naughty, so here's the scoop. Nothing for you but snowman poop." I tell you what, I'd have a snowman poop in my hot chocolate any day.	Family Sweets Candy Company, Inc. www.familysweets.com fscc@bellsouth.net (800) 334-1607
Step in doo		For the trickster: Stick it somewhere for another type of satisfying relief!	Super Toilet Brush
Tricky Pooper		This is the end of the cat's meow.	Midlon Foods, Inc.

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